my new mathematics!!
April 23, 2007 MATHEMATICS:
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC:
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
what do you think of my computations??? hahahahahaha
prison vs. work
April 20, 2007When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad…
IN PRISON…….You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
AT WORK……..You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.
IN PRISON…….You get three meals a day.
AT WORK……..You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON…….You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK……..You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
IN PRISON…….A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK……..You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON……..You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK………You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON…….You get your own toilet.
AT WORK……..You have to share.
IN PRISON…….They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK……..You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON…….All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK……..You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON…….You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK……..You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON……There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK…….They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON…….You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK……..You get fired if you get caught.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
vacation
April 15, 2007
So i took my friends offer…i really did a 3 day vacation last holyweek. i also brought along my family and another close friend, but not at batayan island. It was overcrowded there as i heard so we decided not to go. we settled and stopped at San Remegio instead, north side of Cebu still going to Bantayan island..Still a very cool place. We already had a place to live in since its my wife's home town and the beach??? WAY COOLER !!! still looks the same as Bantayan island, same white sandy beach and the good thing is..it wasnt too crowded. for 3 days, aside from feeling sorry of the sinzzz i made ..we went to 2 beach resorts there at san rem..one was called Warren's where we did some deeping in there not too large pool and the other one named San Remegio beach club (inlay picture ) located quite far from San Remegio proper ..the food was great too..all sea foods and grilled. didnt feel or mind any tummy aches since i enjoyed most of it…..so to end this, all was worth it..now im here again in my painful chair at work and back to the normal stuff….hoping i can do another summer vacation again…and i also still need to check if the salary increase the company mentioned went in…hehehehehehehe…stop the talk!!….BACK TO WORK!! @#%&*\#%!!!
vacation??
March 30, 2007
CRAP!!! , im really not sure what to write. nothing exciting or intimate going on in my so called life lately .i think i need to accept my friend's tempting offer to spend a 3 day vacation in bantayan island this holyweek so i can breathe fresh air, meet new friends and maybe change my skin color..just to forget my tiring work for a few days and repent….. and swim of course.hehehehe…anyway, word at work is they'll be giving out an increase of pay this april..so it might be a good "back to work" thing coming from a nice hot vacation in a cool island. but you know what they say, if the salary increases the work double increases too.hope it makes my pay check chubby..hehehehe..or back to saying CRAP!!
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btw, no probs about the link ex.